Nerdy Fucking Samurai

I'm Aidan. Jan 17, 1995, I live in Ohio. Play bass in Dead End Job, and I am dating the most amazing woman ever.

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

(via iguanamouth)

yakdad:

there’s a dentist’s office above the starbucks i work at and the doctors come down all the time and today one of them walked in after a group of his coworkers and when they saw him he exclaimed “dentalmen!” and i fuckin lost it

(via justchukwa)

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

(via iguanamouth)

xombiedirge:

Part of the Art of How to Train Your Dragon 2 book signing and gallery show/charity auction, opening Saturday, June 21st 2014, at Gallery Nucleus. Preview prints available HERE.

Staring Contest by 

Backseat Driver by 

Toothless on Top by 

(via iguanamouth)

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

(via iguanamouth)

uglynewyork:

wolfstirfry:

destroy the terms “male” and “female”

when you need medical treatment and they ask you for your biological sex tell them that they’re transphobic scum and deny their gender based treatment

embrace death, do not fear it, there are no genders on the other side, only an empty void which you will float through for eternity. 

Y’all need to go outside. Forreal.

(via justchukwa)

unexplained-events:

Drawings of North Korean concentration camp by an escaped prisoner. 

Even though these are extremely creepy in nature, it’s important to note that this isn’t the past, but something that is happening right now.

(via mephetranthedeceiver40k)

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